While the new streetcar is a completely pointless waste of money that doesn’t actually take anyone anywhere they need to go (unless you want to go from the U of A campus to the bars), it’s thankfully not actually called the Clitt. It’s called Sun Link. Let’s be real, our city government’s not in touch enough to know what a clit is.
"OMG, are you going to ride the streetcar this weekend?"
"Why would I do that? Why would I drive thirty minutes and pay for parking in order to pay to take the streetcar somewhere I could have just driven to in the first place?"